All emails will be hand written on parchment paper by my personal assistant, who then acts out your message using collector's figurines from the hit tv series, WKRP. This is done every Wednesday evenings during commercial breaks while I watch Wheel of Fortune Season 12 on VHS.
All this to say, every email will be replied via fax. So leave a toll free fax number in your message. 8x10" glossy photos of my body will be sent with replies, while supplies last.
Yours truly.
The project merges so many things into a simple feat of magic. Best viewed in Google Chrome. This is an example of the movie with my first address in Canada.
In a few bursts of keys, an asinine chat between 2 coworkers culminates into a glorious apex.
10:37 Dom:
i can’t belive i am part of the lowest denominator, wait yes i can
10:38 raymona:
ha
i’ve helped so many people find that button
10:39 Dom:
btw, your stock rose bigtime now, i know you re a mathlete
10:39 raymona:
ex mathlete
haven’t flexed those muscles in ten years
10:40 Dom:
my mc name is calculus cause i am a poser
10:40 raymona:
ha
10:40 Dom:
we used to have office freestyle battle over chat
10:41 raymona:
ya…that sounds so awesome :|
10:41 Dom:
sarcasm is the last bastion for the weak minded
10:42 raymona:
ya? well you’re ugly
10:42 Dom x.392:
i am devout follower of the opposite rule
10:43 raymona:
did you just try to say “i’m rubber and you’re glue…” in a more clever way?
10:43 Dom:
never heard of that
plus that doesn t even make sense detlef
ruuber/glue mean the insult defelcts back to you. opposite means that you were calling me gorgeous
nice work russell crowe
10:44 raymona:
it’s so boring talking to you
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THEN THIS LINK POPS UP ON MY TWITTER STREAM VIA @PleaseEnjoy
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10:44 Dom:
pretty much sums this whole chat
10:45 raymona:
funny ad…ha
why can’t you guys make funny shit like that?
Iron Man versus Bruce Lee. Ending is based on actual events.
Collection of the graphic on textile variety curated by AJ Dimarucot. Served on the daily. Nice times twice.
Herrlicht: handcrafted wood frames for the vision-impaired class.
East Meets West | Shinya Kimura Zen and the Heart of Motorcycles
Compassion, professionalism and about 10,000 hours of practice. Thom Yorke stops mid song, gets a passed-out fan some medical attention, then picks up without missing a beat. Skip to 27:50 mark.
Solid.
Badassss to the nth degree. Soul on Bikes, a history of black Americans on two wheels.
Pretty much the epitome of cool.
Just had one of the best lunch meetings to date. Person was energetic, full of life and had great insight on the business of fun, and its importance on productivity. He made me feel like he was really listening and not just waiting for his turn to speak. I salute you sir.
LOGORAMA by H5 has been picking up awards non-stop. It’s easy to see why. Please enjoy.
2009 Mercedes 300 SL Gullwing Panamericana Replica
Quite possibly one of the sexiest modern interpretations of a classic. I will daydream of this piece of hotness during a work day very soon.
Never seen a happier bunch of people who were duped. Thank you bold marketing.
“If social media douchebags could bang words, “monetize” would be their Megan Fox.”
“I find you sexy when you dust.”
Start 2010 off proper creativ..er…nistas! The fun-loving criminals over at Paradisal are running another Poster Contest*. Prizing is the following:
Sharpen those pencils, lick those markers, stretch that clicking finger and get off your arse and do it.
Air Jordan 2010, the shoe equivalent of Rosie Perez making out with Arsenio Hall in the back of a ‘92 Taurus wrapped in Cosby sweaters. New signature ‘window’ signifies his ability to see-through opponents. The rest of design and material choices signifies his inability to have good taste. Someone at Nike HQ needs to say no to his design influence. No doubt these will be hot sellers with the blubbering masses.
Leather pounding hardwood, is there a better union? Hardley Constant, this is your siren call.
Evidently the latest episode of ‘Dexter’ has captivated the imagination of two of my colleagues. Here’s a clip of their riveting analysis at my desk. Please note: I don’t watch Dexter.
1 Man. 1 Mustache. 1 Charity. Watch Follicles of Narnia and donate to www.m4kottawa.org. They say Asians can’t grow mustaches, and to them I say they made a friekin’ movie with an Asian mustache.
Watch a preview of the bonus DVD material that comes with the upcoming 8-DVD release of the epic Follicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Mustache. Watch and listen as the director and cast share their insight on the making of the soon to be classic of cinema hairité.
“This is for real?” — Mary Hart, Entertainment Tonight
“The entire movies rests on the broad upper lip of the wonderful story-telling. Bravo mustache, bravo.” — Gene Shalit, NBC
M4K is entering the final lap for the funding drive, visit www.m4kottawa.org and donate.
About Mustaches for Kids Ottawa: This winter in Ottawa, a yet-to-be-determined number of brave souls will sacrifice their faces – and dignities – as Growers for Mustaches for Kids. Our goal is to use our pushbrooms to raise $5,000 for the Make-A-Wish Foundation of Canada (Eastern Ontario chapter).
Lego + Matrix = Stop Motion Awesomeness
Look who’s all shy and nervous when the mike is on.
Matteo has become my personal Jesus. Matteo Bologna - The Night of the Italians: presented by The TDC
“The life of a designer is a life of fight: fight against the ugliness.”
So good they make you cuss.
File under things I don’t want to hear : “Is it that important to fix? It will take a lot of time , so is it really worth it?”
Has Apple created an usability breakthrough or design innovation wank? http://bit.ly/3ktLH
Husband, father, creative director living and learning in the sunny capital of Canada.
I enjoy things that don't do much, look like much or ask too much. Simple. Call me and we can talk about it. Or not.
